When the ladies aren't bickering, we do get a few cool shots of Whitney trying to create her own drawings in a similar vein to that of "Cellar Dweller" which is supposed to be like "Tales from the Crypt." Because the movie lacks tact, they force Whitney into discovering that occult book as she recreates cellar dweller. This movie was made in 1988, right? Up that body count, son. Actually, there are only 6 whole people at this stupid shack. For whatever strange reason, the film tries to introduce lame drama with Whitney, a rival bitch, and another bitch old lady. They call it a college in the film, but I'm calling bullshit on that. I'm gonna say.legit?ģ0 years later, we cut to the main girl and cartoonist, Whitney, as she comes to the artist's house that has been converted into, I guess, a kind of art safe haven. Through shenanigans, the whole basement catches on fire, killing the artist, but the occult book falls into a treasure chest, that magically puts a lock on itself, and no one touches or moves it for the next 30 years.
But wait, the comic book series that the artist draws for is called "Cellar Dweller" so does that mean the monster has another name? Speaking of which, if this was a mildly popular comic book series, why the hell is the main artist living in a basement in the middle of the woods dressed like a scientist?! For the lulz? So the monster ends up killing some chick, who also materialized out of thin air, as the artist realizes he must burn the drawings to kill the creature. His biggest mistake was summoning the deadly cellar dweller monster who is able to escape the confines of his 2-D prison. Combs plays a comic book artist who seems to have consulted an occult book for inspiration on his creations.
The film begins with Jeffrey Combs appearing to think he's still on the set of "Re-Animator." The fuck? Well, Mr.
To further put icing on the cake, the ending is laughably bad and makes no sense. He/it is reduced to mostly rocking back and forth in the background, like a fucking rejected concept from "Power Rangers," while they edit in poor death scenes. On top of that, they totally blew it with the cellar dweller monster. There are a few good ideas, and I liked the whole comic book angle, but this was practically as short as "The Dungeonmaster" when there was plenty of room to expand. The only thing they missed out on was making a song out of the titular character! As I've said, this was the only film in the marathon I definitely watched, and, unfortunately, it did not even come close to being as amusing as I remembered. Review: Ah, remember the good old days when ridiculous titles like "Cellar Dweller" were the norm? Granted, they do make pieces of shit like "Sharknado," but they are viewed much differently. 2017 – Cellar Dwellers founder and original brewer, Steve Shaw leaves, and they hire a new head brewer – C.J.Plot Summary: After a comic book artist inadvertently unleashes an evil monster, a cartoonist continues his work 30 years later.2015 – The brewery first releases their packaging ( you can view all of their packaging here).2013 – The brewery expands, and upgrades their brewhouse, adds 10bbl fermenters.February, 2012 – The brewery opens on a small 1/2bbl system.Volume 5 – Episode 26 – Cellar Dweller and Adena.Volume 4 – Episode 1 – Cellar Dweller, Valley Vineyards.Volume 1 – Episode 39 – The Midnight Special.Volume 1 – Episode 38 – The Darkness From The Cellar.If you want to really get what the experience can be like, go in the summer where you can spend an evening watching the sun set from their big patio with your friends and family over a nice dinner. It has a feel like a brewery that should be housed in some European village, not Morrow, Ohio. The brewery itself is housed deep in the winery’s basement, which somehow feels perfect, regardless of their name. They are still without a real ‘Taproom’, though their restaurant and small tasting room acts as one just fine. Cellar Dweller is inside a winery, and it feels like a winery.
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